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Happy Birthday, Mr. President


Many important things happened in 1961. Motown Records signed The Supremes and the Temptations, founders of the Black Panther Party; Huey Newton and Bobby Seale met, and on August 4th, our 44th and first African-American President Barack Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii. Today Barack is spending the actual day of his birthday with the Senate and Joe Biden; he spent the weekend celebrating with his friends and family.

As a present to himself and friends, President Obama went bowling at Camp David and finished with 144. A huge upgrade from his bowling back in the Pennsylvania Democratic primary during a campaign stop, a sad 37, which led to much mockery and grief from the media.

Although it is Obama’s birthday he isn’t the only one who is receiving presents. In Washington, D.C., Domino’s Pizza is giving away their new dessert, the Chocolate Lava Crunch Cake, to all those that stop by and say “Happy Birthday” to the President, while supplies last of course.

The best present of all though, was from the Caribbean island nation of Antigua. Their highest mountain, Boggy Peak, has been renamed “Mount Obama.” The people of Antigua did this for Barack Obama not only for celebrating his birthday, but also for being a symbol of black achievement in the world today.

Considering that the last couple of days have been rough for the President, hopefully the free cake for D.C. and the mountain named for him can make up for the posters circulating around America at the moment. The posters are of Obama wearing Heath Ledger’s Joker Make-up with “socialism” written underneath. Who made the posters and who is distributing them is still unknown.



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Britanny
Aug 5, 2009 9:43

HAPPY BDAY MR PRESIDENT! Where’s my food Domino’s?

What was done
Aug 6, 2009 5:48

Happy birthday!
The age of 48 was good to American presidents:
http://www.whatwasdone.com/Age.php?&Age=48

JOe
Aug 27, 2009 18:43

Its nice 2 see your happy Mr. President but what about the economy. U havent done anything this yr in the white house. Gave ppl money for food stamps. there u go award ppl who are lazy nd dont apply themselves 2 get a job while the hard working ppl dont get shit

BAMboozled
Oct 9, 2009 2:26

I hear Dr. Cornell West and Eric Dysen selling a product and the product is Barack. He is supposed to be from the “hip-hop generation?” Was that part of the script? He has Jay-Z in his i-pod? Really? Barack is a Jay-Z fan? Come on, now. Let’s keep it real. Is that part of the marketing (reelection) plan? Keep it hood? “Street cred?” What the fuck has Barack done for the hood or any non-big shot for that matter? I am asking you. Where did the stimulus money go? There was none of the promised job creation that I saw.

When was the last time you saw Rev. Al in the hood? You think socialized medicine is redistribution of wealth? Mayor Bloomberg is coming strong with the health codes. I wonder what his NWO would say about extending coverage to an eater of fatty foods? Welcome to the new world. As long as the democrats stay in power, they will continue to push for their deathcare. Even starting to make Bush look good by comparison, if that’s possible. There has to be more choices than mass murderers of their own citizens.

If you are still pro-Barack WAKE THE FUCK UP. It’s all smoke and mirrors. Barack doesn’t give a warm squirt of piss about you and yours. He just pulled a Bernie Madoff on all of our tax money with the “stimulus plan.” I’m sure the gov-controlled newspapers will claim “economic recovery.” Look around you. Do you see economic recovery?

Bush got lit up for starting wars. Do you see Barack starting wars already halfway into his first year in office? Check the facts. Russia vrs. Poland and the Czech Republic. Iran vrs. Israel. Democrat vrs. conservative on the streets of America. Congress vrs. taxpayers. Communists vrs. anti-Communists. Where’s the unity that the “Messiah” was supposed to bring? Does life=death in their game of backwards logic cigol?

Nostaljik
Oct 19, 2009 14:08

You put that ass on the cover? I am now boycotting The Source for the rest of my life (or yours). Good night.

kayge
Oct 21, 2009 12:37

HAPPY B-DAY MR. PRESIDENT U HAVE A TOUGH JOB AHEAD OF SOME PEOPLE DO’NT KNOW WHAT KIND OF MESS BUSH AND HIS BOYS PUT THIS COUNTRY IN

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