damn ive should have married a white woman

My president is black!

well damn,well you look at that,she gotta a little hump on her.

HMM! I LOVE MY JOB

HEY BUNNY,DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL ME THE BLACK MAMBA (NO HOMO)

“where’s the booty” ?? lol….she got a spongebob square pants butt!!

BOUT TO GET MY LEWINSKY ON!!!!!!

YOWZERS LOOK AT THE PHATTY ON THIS BUNNY!!!!

Psssst come here, let me introduce you to some pimps i know in Chicago!

were da ass at

were da ass at?

“maybe if i do a lil elvis dance she’ll notice me…im all shook up!”

Man, if I didn’t meet Michelle in college, I would’ve tap that.

I got a feeling tonight’s gonna be a good night….

YES WE CAN, YES WE CAN!!!!

well he’s half nigga, so what u expect from a black man.. never let a gal wit a fine ass walk by, give her booty a look..

He Sarko, I gonna tap that ass!!

DAMN! Just like a nigga! Bruh i ain’t mad at you i would have looked too!

Don’t look at her Nick, you’re no competition. I’m gonna show her my oval bed. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi mademoiselle?

hmm, that looks good, sure Michelle wont mind if i tap that, Yeah Boy!!!

I think she just stepped in the gum I spit out..

This calls for some affirmative action!

“FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST …THANK GOD ALMIGHTY WE FREE TO TAP THAT ASS”

She’s about to be my new intern…..

I wonder if she can do the “stanky leg”

a ba-donk-donk

Now thats a wepon of mass destruction!

I’d like to stimulate her package!

You know what they say, once you go black….

Not Bad!!!!!

“Hey, I’ve got a stimulus package for that too!”

(Obama) Damn! Look at that donkey Dmitrey!
(Dmitrey Hm..Now you see, this is how we get jiggy in Moscow, broham!

Oh snap, I forgot to use my peripherals..

he’s thinking ” do they have that dress in my size”

Damn I wish that fly I killed last week you’ve landed on this bitches ass, I’d smack your ass off these bleachers.

I LIKE NICE BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE…WHOOOOOOOOPISH!!!!

Boy i’m glad Sarah Palin’s ass wasn’t that phat!
I’d be chillin’ with Jeremiah Wright.

(Obama) Say Dmitrey..I aint know they had donks in Russia!…Foreign relations is the shit!
(Dmitrey) I didn’t neither! Mr. Putin’s missing out right now!

“Man, I hope Michelle doesn’t see this”. ” Hey Sarkosy your smirk reminds me of an old rap line, Stop scheming and looking hard”!! Your wife is gonna see this to you know!!

Lets dont blow this out of what it is. If you seen the whole thing. he was helping a black girl up the steps. watch O’Reilly and CNN. so dont go starting no gossip. maybe your magazine should know what it is talking about !st.

Obama- Excuse me miss, you seem to have a little bug on your (I gotta act white, they’re looking) lower waist area.

Miss- Well please go ahead and kill it for me

Obama- With pleasure!

He squeezes her ass good.

Miss- Why is your whole hand on my ass?

Obama- I gotta make sure there’s nothing else in the “vicinity”.

Miss- Then why have you been doing that for 10 seconds?

Obama- I gotta kill it good and teach it a lesson.

Miss- Then why…

Obama- (He snaps, talks with his teeth gritted) I’m Obama dammit! I’m the only black president AND I went to college. If you don’t let ME FEEL YO ASS, I swear I’m find someone else and you can tell your bitch ass friends that you didn’t let OBAMAAAA feel you ass, then they will bitchslap YOU!!

Miss- Let’s meet at your hotel at 12 p.m.

Obama- (Back to normal voice) good.

Miss- But what about your wif..?

Obama- My wife still treated me the same even after I became OBAMA and didn’t appricate my hand on her ass. Now she’s gonna know what she’s missing when I confess my sins the day before my death. And bring your friends.

OBAMA!!! (He does some obama sign with his hands and does what obama does)

OBAMA: “JEEZ WILL YOU LOOK AT THE ASS ON THAT WHITE WOMAN”
GUY TO THE RIGHT: “IVE SEEN BETTER ON YOUR WIFE”

Yes Mr President that bitch has an ass jus’ like your Michelle

my goodnes……I hope the camera isn’t on me

Whoooooo..we little guy please sit down.

Unlike Bush i’m looking at ass instead of being one!

i like that

I am looking at her shoes

Your president Barak Obama admires this attractive booty while my French president nicolas sarkozy admires obama who admires this booty

for a sec i thought that was bill clinton.

I got eyes too. o.O

SSA[Secret Service Agent]:yo Mr President look over there
MP[Mr.President]: DAYUM WHERE ALL THAT ASS COME FRM damn if i wasnt married to michelle

Umm……….Smells like white girl!!!!!

damn she ain’t got enuff ass to stank!!!

Heyyy! Can a nigga get a table-dance?