Where the hell is lebron? I want my money back

Forbs got me higher than you for highest paid celebs. Thats because I took you shopping last week.

Is that us!

Those cheerleaders don`t know what a real sister`s butt look like!!!!

I’ve been in The Game for a while but I didn’t “see” this one coming.

(Jay Z) - Aye B, peep the anglo saxon in the green shirt behind me
(Beyonce) - Ohh..eww…Give them Chuck Berry glasses to him baby!
(Jay Z) - He look like he was singin Jigga my Nigga on 45th & Lennox yo.

“…and that is why The NBA started wearing long shorts!!”

our tickets say: NY vs LA but no mention that it was the WNBA!!!! Damn!!!!

Jigga what!Jigga who!

Wow … look like they both just saw something shockingly homo on the court!

Oh hell no, I know they did not put us on the jumbotron lookin like this..

B-Why is Kanye performing “Gay Fish” with the Laker Girls?
Jay-Uhhhhhh…I don’t know.The boy ain’t right.

Are we the only black people around?

“No Prenup”! What was I thinking!

Beyonce: “Wow!!Check Up On It”
Jay-Z: “But I can’t See Em Coming Down My 4 Eyes”

are we supposed to pretend she didnt just let one loose??

(beyonce) no… i think lebron just blew you that kiss…
(jay-z) for once, i hope that guy’s hitting on You.

Beyonce:”Isn’t that the guy you thought was Chris sitting behind us?”
Jay-z:” Uhhmm…Act like I’m not Jay-z and don’t look back!”

Beyonce: Huh!!!!!
Jigga: Ahh!!!!!

JAY: IM TUMMY IS BUBBLING!!!!
B: DAMN YOU FARTED JAY!!!